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Saturday, July 02, 2005

Waggle Your Toes

josef got married today.
SNIFFLES. lolx. his bride's damn chio lah.
and he forced himself on her.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
went for the ceremony only to have 9/10 of the guests wearing skirts and beautifully dolled up.
sinhui and i went in berms and cont. shirt lah.
WTH!! felt so out there.
dammit,i hate nc.
then we cabbed down to HQ.
and stupidly rushed into the SUPER TINY toilet,all 5 of us,trying to change lah.
i ended up wearing black socks instead of green ones.
in the end still wait like 3 hours?
then went safti.
SHIT MANS. mathi should go mati.
oh,it rhymes! ^^
i want to strangle him lah! GRRRRRRR.
call us clowns,bloody idiots or wake up your idea.
seriously,army lingo is weird.
wake up your idea? wat idea? wat talking you lah!!!
and still make us do the blardie homat in stages.
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW HEAVY THE FUCKING RIFLE IS MATHI!?
it's as heavy as kitto btw.
oh yah,he likes to walk ard with a loudhailer.
ALL HAIL THE WONDERFUL MATHI FOR SCREAMING RIGHT INTO YOUR EARS.
and wonderful mathi for granting us the oh so prestigious M16 rifle we were carrying so preciously in our hands today.
HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.
fuck the fucking asshole.
LOL.and kitto,"waggle your toes."
is there such a word?
he's damn funny lah.
kitto went like "today sun so hot. see,i chao ta already!"
LOL. i was laughing like mad today.
today's arms not that pain except for the march past cos we went like twice around the whole parade ground?! like wth?
so the blardie queensway pple started singing cheers on the bus.
all of us went like "shut up lah!","wah piang eh!".
i personally added "trying to sound like jay chou arh!? mumble mumble. want to sing sing properly lah!"
and chormei started "moaning" on the bus.
all the guys turned back lah.
LOL. damn funny cans.
went back to HQ and i started badmooding.
went hysterical that a Sir was like walking away from me cos i was screaming at the top of my voice complaining with the F word.
so i badmoooded to the mrt and then to bishan.
like i said,A HUNGRY PAU IS AN ANGRY PAU.
another new one today.
A THIRSTY PAU IS AN ANGRY PAU
chit chatted awhile at mos at bishan.
cabbed back with ys after that.
had a nice lil chat? ^^
hehs. and i'm burnt in between my gloves and sleeve.
wth? i look like some zebra with burnt stripes.
ad half my face is burnt.
wah lau. blardie hell.
tmr must take pic for LDG one leh!-whines.
oh wells. today is a long day.
i screamed and sweared enough at HQ.
and i do have to compliment abt HQ for providing NICER food then blardie 2SIR cookhouse ones.
at least it's edible lah.
yeah...
so i'm uploading ytd's pics.
check back tmr or smth.
cos i might just fall asleep or smth lah.
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