Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Raping Kiku
ohhhhhhs. mass run was cancelled today.
WHAHAHAH. but stupid penny made us do dumb excercises by jumping up and down?
wah lau. can you imagine if our sch had boys?
they'd probably die of a nosebleed lahh.
claudia ting is a PMS-ing old hag whom I think has started menopausing despite the tender age of 32.
if any teachers are reading this(hey,you never noe ok. mr gary tan used to read mine.=|),pls go and figure out WHY in the world did you pple HIRE pple like CLAUDIA TING. oh oh oh. mr tan,if you're reading,as a VP of CGS,do smth.
i dun wanna fail SS because of some old hag who cannot stand liting and lace and act like some 3 yr old.
but watever lahhh.
the essay test was urh.... MORBID. hehe.
leow quah was boring today? -looks at kiku.
geog test.
ACK. i think i crapped thru it.
another reason,mr tan,as to why you shld continue teaching. -nods.
just read mr josef's LAME blog.
it's freaking funny lah.
go read the quotes at sinhui's blog.
apparantly,i shall further add,the addition of claudia ting has made assembly periods a bore.
YES,mr josef says "maybe I should consider doing a striptease before my lessons from now onwards" to "to grab everybody's attention... ".
this everyone,is called quoting from the source. -nods.
all thanks to claudia ting's stupid ideas of inviting crappy pple with a receding hairline.
and uh... CHIANG JIA YUE.
i DID NOT rape you in the lift ok.
you attempted to minimise me further by placing me in an enclosed area of the lift(aka the corner) and trying your best to flatten me with yun tian.
and the morbid evil neyak monster had the cheek to place her claw-like structures simply known as fingernails all over my arm,leaving behind red-scathing marks.
THANKS ALOT MANS.
anyways,back to josef tan's "striptease".
i dun think a striptease would suffice.
NO ONE WILL LOOK CANS.
try sending BETTER eye candies with FITTER bodies such as Prince Harry or smth.
wth.
pau's mantra:
Entry: morbid
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: gloomy
Synonyms: aberrant, abnormal, ailing, brooding, dark, deadly, depressed, despondent, diseased, dreadful, frightful, ghastly, ghoulish, grim, grisly, gruesome, hideous, horrid, infected, irascible, macabre, malignant, melancholy, monstrous, moody, nasty, pathological, pessimistic, psychotic, saturnine, sick, sickly, sicko, sicky, somber, sullen, unhealthy, unnatural, unsound, unusual, unwholesome
don't you just LOVE the thesaurus?! =)
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